Week 31: Parenting Classes Begin

Hello to all my loyal fans out there in the non-uterus world. It has been 3 weeks since my last blog update. I have been very busy instead of here as I continue to grow towards my birth weight. I can't believe that in just a short time I will be making my grand entrance into the world. I bet you are wondering what's been going on with me.

Well, first of all the Blue Jays are leading their division. This is making daddy really happy. I hear him tell mom everyday if they win or lose. Mommy pretends to care, shhhh, don't tell daddy that. He says that this is an excellent sign, that I'm coming into the world when his favorite team has a real shot at winning a championship. What ever that means.

I am now well over 4 pounds, and almost 2 feet in length. Sorry mommy for causing you so much discomfort, but it isn't exactly the Ritz in here. All of the things that are supposed to be growing are. The Doctor says that I am on schedule for my July debut. That's only a short 7 to 8 weeks away. 

My mommy also celebrated her first Mother's Day. Daddy made her delicious dark chocolate covered strawberries and graham crackers. She was very surprised. Every time she eats one I get hyper in here and start to bounce around the womb like I am on a trampoline. It's very fun. So mommy and daddy, if you're reading this, which I know that you are, I want a trampoline for my first birthday present. 

Today my mommy and daddy went to a parenting class. It was 3 hours long. I know this because my daddy kept saying to mommy that the lady teaching the class is going to lecture to us for 3 hours. In this class they learned how to hold me properly. How to burp me. How to clean me up after my first poops. How to bathe me with a sponge and in a tub. How to wrap me up like a burrito and a bunch of other useful information. I could really feel their excitement after the class. I was also pretty active during the class and daddy thought that was great as it gave him something to focus on other than a 3 hour lecture. 

My daddy also watched a National Geographic documentary called "The Womb". He called mommy right afterwards and told her how excited it made him. He learned a lot about what is going on in here. He told mommy that his favorite part was watching the baby emerge. He said that he couldn't wait until it was me and he was able to finally meet me face to face and hold me and tell me how much he loves me for the very first time. You know what, daddy? I can't wait for that either.

Well it is time for me to wrap this blog up for now. I'll do my best to blog again real soon, but it is getting pretty cramped in here for me and my Macbook Pro. Until next time...

---Baby---